I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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