Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
it wasn't lemon gatorade
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Best part of having a window in your office is that you can leave through it when you shit your pants at work.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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