just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
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It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
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Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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