it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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