Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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