Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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