I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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