this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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