Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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