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(512): View more from Texas

clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.

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(804): View more from Virginia

Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.

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(678): View more from Georgia

He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.

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(661): View more from California

i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance

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(519): View more from Ontario

Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch

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