Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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