we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
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We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
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Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
after sex he fell asleep with his water bottle in one hand and his dick in the other at 6pm. I'm a winner.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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