I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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