marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
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no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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