so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
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He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
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Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
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