Do vagina's smell?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
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There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
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Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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