Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
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no more duck duck goose at the bar
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
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you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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