They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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