I need help removing her.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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