The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
