We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
the cop didnt laugh with me when he patted me down and pulled out my flask.
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The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
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It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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