Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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