I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
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