Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(323): View more from California

are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions

(310): View more from California

i wish

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(770): View more from Georgia

He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.

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(713): View more from Texas

I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.

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(734): View more from Michigan

How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...

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(914): View more from New York

I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.

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(775): View more from Nevada

KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.

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(720): View more from Colorado

The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake

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