So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
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He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
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we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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