If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
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Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
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My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
How does it feel to date your dad?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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