Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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