he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
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Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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