your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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