i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
sex in a hospital.. check
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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