Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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