Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
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no. no its not
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
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I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
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Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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