they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Randomize
