when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
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her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
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You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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