I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
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I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
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I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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