Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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