Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize