using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
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