HIV tests are more positive than that guy
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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