so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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