What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
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Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Mom said you looked used
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
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Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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