are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
