Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I have demons in me.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
You pole danced in your parka.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Randomize
