I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Life is so much better after having sex.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
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what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
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Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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