Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
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someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
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You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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