Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
i now understand why vodka
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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