Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
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I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
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She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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