He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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