Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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