I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
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He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
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you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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