You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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