Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
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I need you to use more vowels.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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