their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
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