I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
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we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
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I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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