..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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